Next Live Show: September 16-19

Hello, Earth. This is Jupiter Jack, just dropping a line down the ol' interplanetary internet to announce the next live performances of Lost Moon Radio.

Wednesday, Sept. 16 (8:00 pm)
Thursday, Sept. 17 (8:00 pm)
Friday, Sept. 18 (8:00 pm)
Saturday, Sept. 19 (8:00 pm)

All FOUR performances will be at

St. Nick's Pub
8450 W. 3rd Street
Los Angeles, CA 90048
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Buy tickets for Lost Moon Radio - Episode 3

Just stroll through the pub's front doors and up her back stairs to the St. Nick's Theater, a punk rock attic space that's the closest thing to Max's Kansas City you'll find within walking distance of the Beverly Center. There you'll be treated to an ALL NEW HOUR of my late night radio broadcast, featuring the finest songs and psychedelic selections from my personal library. Then stick around for LIVE BAND KARAOKE, where you and your fellow audience members get the chance to wail the night away accompanied by our celebrated house band, the Moon Units.

That's a show and a party, all for a mere $9. Because rock n' roll is a recession-proof commodity.

Until then, friends.

Telescopes

If you're like me, you won't let this evening pass without raising a glass to old Galileo Galilei, on tonight's 400th anniversary of his remarkable telescope's debut.



It was this ingenious device that enabled the Father of Modern Science to first observe the Mountains of the Moon (see The Grateful Dead's Aoxomoxoa) and, most relevantly to my own explorations, discover the moons of Jupiter.

Of course, Galileo didn't invent the telescope. The first telescopes were built by illiterate sixteenth century craftsmen -- imaginative, resourceful, their names now lost to history -- basically the session musicians of the early Renaissance. The lenses of these early telescopes were aimed around the surface the world, spotting land from crow's nests, spying on Medici armies, peering into the windows of attractive Tuscan neighbors. But it was Galileo who first thought to point the telescope up, into the heavens, and perfected its design with the stars in mind. In just a few short months he had mapped Earth's moon and identified the four largest of Jupiter's sixtysome satellites, which he named, with all the poetry of a Led Zeppelin album title, "Jupiter 1," "Jupiter 2," "Jupiter 3," and "Jupiter 4."



It was actually Galileo's contemporary, rival, and alleged plagiarist Simon Marius who gave the Jovian moons the names we use today: Io, Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto, after four of the Roman god Jupiter's mythological squeezes.

And it was Simon Marius who, in what was dismissed at the time as only a syphilitic hallucination, first spotted the Lost Moon of Jupiter, the quiet little rock where I now make my home.

So here's to Galileo, Simon Marius, and all the other stargazers of the past four hundred years. Keep watching the skies, friends.